Panegyrize

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invite his elementary school bully over for a sexy threesome

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→ 25 May 12 at 7 pm (Source: sifu-kisu, via allyouladiespopyopussylikedis)

Met somebody today and learned a lot about life in a few short moments. In that time I was reminded of how much I love “Lights” by Ellie Goulding and the interactive visualizer that goes along with it.

http://lights.elliegoulding.com/ If you haven’t ever seen this, I suggest you do.

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→ 24 May 12 at 12 am dan-and-his-hormones:

skinnyjeansandsex:

right now please?

Ditto.
(Source: theright-track)

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→ 21 May 12 at 4 pm

(Source: lost-canvas, via expertcosmotips)

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

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→ 18 May 12 at 12 pm (Source: mhmgrams, via 0gre)

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→ 18 May 12 at 12 pm animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M SORRY I BROKE THE COFFEE TABLE DURING MY INCREDIBLY LABOR-INTENSIVE AND EXHAUSTING RENDITION OF BEYONCÉ’S ‘LOVE ON TOP’.

MY DISMAY WAS MITIGATED BY HOW IMPRESSIVE YOUR DANCE MOVES WERE.

THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN PRACTICING. I REALLY AM SORRY ABOUT THE TABLE, THOUGH.

IT’S FINE. FORGET ABOUT IT.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

HA HA HA HA HA.

GOOD ONE, MOM.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M SORRY I BROKE THE COFFEE TABLE DURING MY INCREDIBLY LABOR-INTENSIVE AND EXHAUSTING RENDITION OF BEYONCÉ’S ‘LOVE ON TOP’.
MY DISMAY WAS MITIGATED BY HOW IMPRESSIVE YOUR DANCE MOVES WERE.
THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN PRACTICING. I REALLY AM SORRY ABOUT THE TABLE, THOUGH.
IT’S FINE. FORGET ABOUT IT.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
HA HA HA HA HA.
GOOD ONE, MOM.

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→ 17 May 12 at 5 pm (via slutgarden)